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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Bag of Crisps and a Sandwich...

I seldom lose my head at work, even if i do nobody would notice, I like this quiescence corner at work, I go there watch these greedy pigeons pecking at minute edible things, hurl my choicest abuses and then come back to my desk, nice!
When I’m gnashing my teeth,sometimes I tend to compare my colleagues to edible things, Salt and Vinegar Crisps; I can’t stand the very sight of that repulsive bag, the moment someone opens a bag of this abhorrent stuff I run a mile. Then there is the infamous Ham and Mustard sandwich, i like this but this is something i will not eat every day, it’s good when you are lazy to cook an elaborate meal, it’s good to eat when you are in a hurry, no messing about with this, no dribbling blob of ketchup, mayo, plain and simple, has what it say’s in the cover,
I feel like a Bacon, sausage and eggs today! (It’s not for the faint hearted)

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